Hesitantly Excited

apas-95:

Saying the quiet part out loud. The west is demanding blood - the deaths of millions of Chinese people - in order to sustain Apple’s stock price a little longer.

(via tackysapphic)

qv:

just becausw youre a man doesnt mean you cant be a girl

(via cryingalonewithfrankenstein)

lesbianshepard:

lesbianshepard:

my favorite subreddit is r/IsTodayFridayThe13th which makes a single post each day (Yes or No) answering the question. Every single Thursday the 12th everyone goes “This is ridiculous! I’ve been waiting too long for Friday the 13th. I’m not even going to bother checking this sub anymore; I’ve given up hope completely.” and it makes me laugh every single time

it’s so fucking stupid i love it

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normal-horoscopes:

wellillbedamned:

This 1960s children’s toy named Gaylord the dog is literally the most depressing, miserable looking creature I have ever seen just fucking look at it

If I was hitting the Delphic fumes and that thing crawled out of a sewer pipe I would mistake it for some sort of evil spirit

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caxptoxrixng:

pulchrabelle:

marcelock:

based moffat

by @hijynkz

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rose-colored-tea:

odvulture:

The Hunchback of Notre Dame, The Phantom of the Opera and Beauty and the Beast all speak to one of humankind most consistent questions;

can French men be loved?

(via sashathephoenix)

shrapnarl:

memewhore:

(via horse-is-a-horse-of-course)

baddielabelle:

ii-zi:

jurinki:

ii-zi:

Girlies and non girlies of the jury,

yes your honor?

attack

(via zombearzilla)

adventures-in-poor-planning:

adventures-in-poor-planning:

psychically smacking my new hire with a spoon like “no, don’t work off the clock” “yes, we give you breaks” “no, we aren’t nice for doing this, it’s literally the law” it feels like I’ve adopted a shelter cat

*in the arms of the angels playing softly in the background* with your help, we can give just-out-of-college workers some god damn standards

(via vaspider)